Last updated September 11, 2026. These terms are between you and AJB Innovations ("Cuddlefuckery", "we", "us"), 1560 Quince Ave., Merritt Island, FL 32952.
By using cuddlefuckery.com or placing an order, you agree to what's below. If you don't agree, please don't use the site.
You need to be at least 18 and able to enter a contract. Our products and humor are meant for adults.
Placing an order is an offer to buy. We accept it when we send your order confirmation. We can decline or cancel an order — for example if an item is unavailable, a price is clearly wrong, or we suspect fraud. If we cancel after you've paid, you get a full refund.
Almost everything we sell is printed for you after you order it. That's why there's a production window before anything ships, and why we can't take returns for a change of mind. See Shipping & Returns for the details, including our 30-day window for damaged, defective or misprinted items.
Prices are in U.S. dollars and can change without notice. You're responsible for any taxes and, for international orders, any customs duties or import fees your country charges. Payment is handled by our payment processor; by paying, you confirm you're authorized to use the payment method.
Delivery estimates are estimates. Once a package is with the carrier, timing is out of our hands. Enter your address carefully — packages returned because of an incorrect address may need to be reshipped at your cost.
Codes are for personal use, can't be exchanged for cash, may exclude certain items, don't stack unless we say so, and can expire or be pulled at any time. Abuse of a code — including resale — voids it.
The Cuddlefuckery name is trademarked, and our logos, designs, artwork, product photos, site copy and blog posts belong to us or our licensors. You may not copy, print, resell or use our designs on your own merchandise, or use our brand in a way that suggests we endorse you, without written permission. As the site puts it: steal our designs and we'll haunt your sex dreams.
If you send us a photo, review or comment, you keep it, but you give us permission to use it to promote the brand, with credit where it makes sense. Don't send us anything you don't have the rights to, and don't send anything involving minors or anyone who hasn't agreed to it.
Use it normally and lawfully. Our Acceptable Use Policy covers what's off limits. We can suspend access if someone abuses the site.
We link to other sites sometimes. We don't control them and aren't responsible for their content or their privacy practices.
The site is provided "as is". We don't promise it will always be available, error-free, or that every color on your screen matches the fabric exactly. To the fullest extent the law allows, we disclaim implied warranties including merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. Nothing here takes away rights you have under consumer law that can't be waived.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we're not liable for indirect, incidental or consequential damages, and our total liability for any claim is limited to what you paid us for the order the claim relates to.
If your misuse of the site or our designs causes a claim against us, you agree to cover the resulting costs.
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Florida, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. Disputes belong in the state or federal courts serving Brevard County, Florida, and we each consent to that jurisdiction.
We can update these terms. The date at the top tells you when we last did. Continuing to use the site after a change means you accept it.
Questions about these terms: [email protected]